ZACH BROUSSARD
NEW YORK CITY COMEDIAN MAN
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- Don't put Descartes before the Hobbes.
- 69% of studies will have a secret sexual innuendo.
- A new study found that coffee drinkers live longer. But maybe it's just harder to die when you're constantly shaking and shitting.
- My George Foreman Sgrillex cooks up heavy beats and lean meats.
- Trivial Update From Zach Broussard - http://t.co/zk0BVox5
- Trivial Update from Zach Broussard - http://t.co/zk0BVox5
- Mein Kampf had ghostwriters. They were literally grammar Nazis. And now they're dead, making them literally ghostwriters.May 16, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Headline of the decade? 'Hot ointment below the belt distracts Stephen Strasburg' http://t.co/oHwTGnJI @USATODAY
- I bet the Svedka robot is breaking all kinds of laws of robotics.May 16, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- If Tom Cruise dies during the production of the next Mission Impossible, is there a ghost protocol?
- There are so many old people on Facebook my timeline reads like the transcript from a Kiwanis Club meeting.
- Thanks for the write-up @NextMovie !! ‘Guess Who: The Game, The Movie’? | NextMovie http://t.co/sAYM2eQn via @nextmovie
- The underground railroad made Soul Train possible.
- Romney: I'm going to force this gay government on the ground and cut its gay spending against its will.
- Cops throwing tear gas at Occupy Oakland is a classic example of a West Coast Offense.
- Kevin Hart is like the Chris Rock of black comics.
- A Batman #1 sold for $850,000. The buyer said he would ‘rather spend money on a woman, but thems the cards I been dealt.’May 14, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- (I made this, share it, plz?) From the makers of Battleship - Guess Who: The Game, The Movie.: http://t.co/QG1BzWJb
- The CW cancelled Ringer. Neither of the Sarah Michelle Gellars could be reached for comment.May 14, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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From the makers of Battleship and Reel Steel comes another board game movie. Written and directed by Mary Iampietro (@MaryIampietro) and myself (@ZachBroussard).
- Yesterday's Weird Tom Morello Concert
As you guys know, I’m a big Tom Morello fan. I’m really into his acoustic stuff as The Nightwatchman and I hear his earlier music is pretty decent too.
Since I’m such a giant fan, I decided to check out the free concert he held yesterday in New York City. It’s not every day I get a sitter for the twins, so I really let my hair down yesterday!
The show was great, but the crowd did have a stronger union contingency than I was expecting.
And I definitely wasn’t expecting Tom Morello to be so popular among the NYPD.
Not exactly sure how many people were there, but Fox News estimated it at around 34 “drug-using Tom Morello fans.”After the concert - YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS - but Tom Morello led all 34 of us on a tour of the city that ended on the historic Wall Street. Not only did all of the Morello-heads tag along for the tour, but so did all of those Morello-loving cops!
Somebody must have sneaked in some booze, though, because the second we got to the historic Wall Street area… everyone started wrestling and horse-playing.
Maybe I’m just getting too old for rock ‘n’ roll shows? Needless to say, guys, I think I’ll be sitting out of the next Tom Morello concert.
Like Downton Abbey? Like cats? Well, you’re welcome. I made this video with Mary Iampietro.
I co-wrote these ‘6 Easy Ways To Defend Yourself Against Bullies’
Figure 4.9: 6 Easy Ways to Defend Yourself Against Bullying
(Written by Zach Broussard and Zachary Sims. Designed by the great Bill Pearce)
Get your reservations for the encore performance of FAMBLY presents Brand New Day!
The Wikipedia page for “List of awards and nominations received by Sting.”
THIS MONDAY 11/7 at 7pm at UCB! FAMBLY PRESENTS: BRAND NEW DAY!
Sting will be in New York City on Nomember 7th… the same night of “FAMBLY Presents Brand New Day: A Sketch Comedy Show About the Sting Song Brand New Day”
Please help us tweet at @OfficialSting with #StingUCB and let’s get that gem of a man at our show please. That’s all.
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2925
FAMBLY’S “BRAND NEW DAY” SHOW IS RETURNING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!
We did it, guys, and we’re doing it again MONDAY, NOV 7TH at 7PM at UCB CHELSEA!
Come celebrate Sting’s incredible song, “Brand New Day,” with us and all your friends!
Get your tickets here: http://goo.gl/XYlNY
BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST NEWS!!
DID YOU KNOW Sting is in town to do concerts the day before AND the day after the 7th? WHAT IF he came to the show?
Tweet #stingUCB and let’s create a happening and BRING STING!
Figure 4.4: Who’s Buying Everlast’s New Album “Songs of the Ungrateful Living”
I’m actually proud of this one!
Written by Zach and Zach and designed by Bill Pearce.
Figure 4.3: Possible Business Idea
Designed by our good buddy Bill Pearce!
Figure 4.0: How to Be Cool
REMEMBER: Being cool is about not trying too hard. So print and memorize this list immediately so you never have to try too hard again!
Figure 3.6: NYC Earthquake Damage
On August 23rd New York City was rocked by a rare earthquake. Here’s a brief rundown of the biggest damages attributed to the quake.
Zach and Zach’s big SPANK is August 23rd at 6:30 at the UCB Theatre (307 W. 26th St.) It’s 5 bucks and will surely be a heck of a time. You should probably come to it!
Zach and Zach’s big SPANK is August 23rd at 6:30 at the UCB Theatre (307 W. 26th St.) It’s 5 bucks and will surely be a heck of a time. You should probably come to it!
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Upcoming Shows!
- 5/17 - PIG Pile @ The Creek, 9:30PM (stand-up!)
5/21 - What’s to Get? @ The Magnet Theater, 10PM (stand-up!)
5/24 - Death Wears Stilettos @ UCB Theatre, 9:30PM (sketch!)
6/11 - Fambly @ UCB Theatre, 9:30PM (sketch!)
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